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I’ve seen that bus in the movie and online, it’s one of the ultimate examples of the colorful, optimistic and futuristic designs of the post WWII, anything-is-possible-let’s-go-into-space period. Now, sadly, we get the Cybertruck.

Diesel? Automatic? Sketchy? Ugly? Overpriced? What’s not to like!

The extra $50 was worth it.

You had one job!

In 1983, $450 for a 1972 Olds Cutlass coupe with the Rocket 350 squeezing out 160hp. Just like the one shown but with dents.

A battle of wits that’s a small step above dwarf tossing.

I really wish the larger Porsches, the Macan and Panamera, came with stick. That would check a lot of boxes.

Just goes to show how many weirdos walk amongst us. And Pro Tip: Hide these things up your butts, amateurs!

Nobody needs this, but it gives you an idea of how marketing manipulates our insecurities to make us think “I need this!”

Looks more like a birdstrike.

A merger like that could pique the interest of Jeff Bezos.

Better at running down those tall American capitalists.

...on the other hand Trump doesn’t want to give up the income. He probably put Elon in a Standard Queen but called it “the best room, a beautiful room, one of the best rooms on the property” and charges him $100K a night.

FSW mode: Full Snidely Whiplash

Girlfriend’s mom is going to talk to her daughter about her life choices.
“I mean, what kind of person wears shorts in a Bentley?”

...I was undoing the strut top nuts on the driver’s side and my 13mm ratcheting wrench fell into the black hole of abyss at the top right corner of the above photo. Wherever that hole leads to I can’t seem to find and my magnet wasn’t strong enough to find the wrench again. I guess it’s a sacrifice to the wrenching

Welcome to our flying taxi future!

Meh, I hate to defend our robotic future, but I live in a town that’s lousy with Waymos and they’re...good drivers? First they had people in them, but now I see 2 or 3 a day zipping around on their own. They’re doing well! They keep up with traffic, wait their turn at 4-way stop signs and seem better if no worse than

Love the gold/beige. It’s unusual for a Porsche and makes it look more sophisticated. What should it be, red? I don’t want to drive a cliche.