Just goes to show how many weirdos walk amongst us. And Pro Tip: Hide these things up your butts, amateurs!

Nobody needs this, but it gives you an idea of how marketing manipulates our insecurities to make us think “I need this!”

Looks more like a birdstrike.

A merger like that could pique the interest of Jeff Bezos.

Better at running down those tall American capitalists.

...on the other hand Trump doesn’t want to give up the income. He probably put Elon in a Standard Queen but called it “the best room, a beautiful room, one of the best rooms on the property” and charges him $100K a night.

FSW mode: Full Snidely Whiplash

Girlfriend’s mom is going to talk to her daughter about her life choices.
“I mean, what kind of person wears shorts in a Bentley?”

...I was undoing the strut top nuts on the driver’s side and my 13mm ratcheting wrench fell into the black hole of abyss at the top right corner of the above photo. Wherever that hole leads to I can’t seem to find and my magnet wasn’t strong enough to find the wrench again. I guess it’s a sacrifice to the wrenching…

Welcome to our flying taxi future!

Meh, I hate to defend our robotic future, but I live in a town that’s lousy with Waymos and they’re...good drivers? First they had people in them, but now I see 2 or 3 a day zipping around on their own. They’re doing well! They keep up with traffic, wait their turn at 4-way stop signs and seem better if no worse than…

Love the gold/beige. It’s unusual for a Porsche and makes it look more sophisticated. What should it be, red? I don’t want to drive a cliche.

Also New Jersey. 

AI-provided File Photo: Eduardo Gomez-Peralta

Still have one as a second car. It’s perfect. I’d trade it in but these things are stupidly big.

Money still doesn’t buy taste, apparently.

I wish they’d start to shrink them.

There are similarities though. Matt Gaetz and Pete Hegseth seem hellbent on forcing wood on innocent people.

“This car needs is a base that EVERYONE can hear” is not the thought of a serious person.