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Toyota, obviously, but Porsche deserves a nod. They somehow went from a specialty manufacturer for enthusiasts (and dentists) to create more practical, appealing cars for the masses (yes, the dreaded crossovers and sport utes) without tarnishing their brand. Even more astonishing, they’re often at the top of “most

But it’s still the best way to explore Florida’s famous red, white & blue bridges this summer!

Looks really thrilling in there. What do they call that, Gulag Gray?

Yes. I’ve driven two from that era and they’re pretty terrible, the steering wheel is too big, etc. To people used to driving the sloppy, oversized beasts of the ‘50s and early ‘60s they were probably a fun revelation, but now we’ve all gotten used to a much tighter, responsive feel even on the cheapest cars. We’re

Because they’re vindictive gossips, that’s why.

Ugh. Always with the Wrangler hate. I always wanted one, and against my better judgement finally pulled the trigger on a 2011 JK 6-speed Mojave—2 door hardtop. Based on the endless whining from “experts” I ended up...pleasantly surprised?!? Not anything nearly as loud or chaotic as critics would have you believe. It’s

Exactly. There’s nothing wrong here, and I’d argue that the crazy acceleration of Teslas, etc. are more useless and dangerous marketing gimmicks than some type of progress.

This is not a 1972 Celica:

FUN FACT: “Everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape” came in a close second when Trump was choosing campaign slogans, but EKWGOITCWF&CT&R didn’t look good on a hat.

This is how The Human Centipede doctor got started.

They also DJ!

“a few blemishes is to be expected” sounds like a line from a Damon Runyon story or, better yet, the Bugs Bunny Gas House Gorillas short:

What some people will do for views...

Go to 6:50 to see the first race that matters (no red lights). Shouldn’t these guys be wearing helmets?

Cue Trump calling this event “a disaster,” a hilarious favorite word for the King of Disasters.

Then the slack-jawed rubes would believe yet another conspiracy theory about how baby-killing libs plotted with Deep State McDonald’s to mix tiny killer robots into his ranch dressing.

The updated story kinda explains it...

I always liked Dean Martin’s Dual Ghias. I believe he used his own 1957 in the 1964 Billy Wilder movie Kiss Me, Stupid and also owned a customized 1962 coupe.

I had an 840Ci as my daily driver for 20 years. The only time it left me stranded was a battery issue (well batteries, plural in many 8 Series), AAA to the rescue. Not an unreliable car, you just need a mechanic who knows them and get used to bills that aren’t astronomical, just typical BMW territory.