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To say the cost to fill up is PUFFY is under shooting it’s current destination, if you know what I mean.

Republicans: “Joe Biden rides a bicycle. We can’t be pro bicycle!”

“First thing let’s lose that airbag!” doesn’t exactly scream “I make good decisions.” No Dice.

Cruise cancel culture.

As someone quoted above so deftly commented:

Business plan: Make movies no longer than the time it takes to walk the length of my yacht.

While I wouldn’t wish a cross country trip in a Metro on anyone (it sounds like a Top Gear challenge), a little car with, AC, airbags and amazing mpg from the Last Fun Decade for $4500 is a good deal for the right person.

I have weird feelings about a guy who got rich showing everyone how wonderful he is who then opens a side business encouraging kids to eat candy.

Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu is basically accidents waiting to happen, and in other parts, like where DVD was probably driving, the curves, hills and recent rain can make it hazardous as well.

Funny, just read this Washington Post article earlier today.

And while most trailers seem to have hired designers from the early 1980s, the interior of this thing looks like where Homeland Security would interview a prisoner at Guantanamo Bay.

It’s like Olivia Jade taught us nothing.

He probably thought the Grand Slam cost a thousand bucks and wanted to show off.

Tech millionaire? Maybe. Tech genius? Possibly. Common sense? ...sorry buddy. Mike should have talked to anyone who’s ever been on Tinder before going on Tinder. These weren’t red flags, they were bright red billboards.

160K miles is a lot of donuts.

Starting a car company isn’t easy, so in that sense Tesla is pretty remarkable.
Then there’s the fact that he’s kind of an asshole.
Then there are the wacky “self driving” accidents, panel gaps and steering wheel stories.
Then there’s that bland iPad bolted to the dash look, when it turns out people really do want some bu

Although I REALLY wish SUVs like this still offered manual transmissions and this is the ONLY manual Tahoe on CarGurus in the entire great United States, $9k is simply too much. It’s a $4-5K truck.

Nice job, it looks great. Always nice when you put some time and anxiety into something and it works (eventually!). Then you’re glad it’s over and you get to actually use it. 

Yes! It’s almost like DeSantis prefers print coverage. After reading so many quotes and articles about him I finally heard him speak this past summer and felt....that’s it? THAT’S the guy people think will be president? Between him and “let’s talk more about how wonderful I am” Trump, Republicans have a problem.

This isn’t to say that Jared from Subway: Catching a Monster is bad or ineffective. It’s just relentlessly unpleasant.