He’s quickly becoming The Least Interesting Man in the World.

Uhh, not sure I’d put it that way. Having the right to abortion is absolutely popular, and Top Gun, Starbucks, Samuel L. Jackson and pickleball are popular, but I’d never call abortion “popular.” It’s a tough, personal decision that everyone deserves the right to make.

In its defense, how is Florida supposed to keep its “Our Dumbest State” title if children have access to books?

It’ll probably be “an” AF1 not “the” AFI, meaning it’ll eventually be an option in the stable used for specific types of trips. Taxpayers will probably be okay with it because “Murica, motherf---ers!!!”

Marlon Brando + Butter = Last Tango in Paris

Finally, a proven voting irregularity!

Nepo baby sells what?

It’s absolutely in the “reasonably priced” category for today’s market. Plus Buick has a decent reputation for reliability, plus, while it ain’t pretty, it looks more thoughtfully designed than a lot of the sharp-edged origami styles out there.

I’m all for truth in advertising, but reminding buyers of the sticky fingers, baby puke and stray Cheerios that interior has been subjected to and then asking for $18K just screams “we’re so overwhelmed we don’t have time to make it pretty!!!” Or for routine maintenance, probably.

If it had a stick they’d sell at least one (to me).

I’d think only a small batch rare car you always wanted, if you were going to do some work on it anyway.

18 years old +
Looks like a Dodge +
Missing title +
Can’t be registered for 7 years +
Hail damage +
Weird, useless equipment in trunk +
Lots of confusing sensors/wires going all kinds of places
≠ $21,900

Meatloaf thinks it’s a Red Bull.

Sheesh, it’s 2023 and cars still look like 1995. Not even pointing the finger at Mazda, which makes less offensive cars than many brands, but car design is much less breakthrough and exciting than it should be.

I see it coming, but I’ll really miss driving simple cars with manual transmissions. I find driving automatics really boring, and with cars turning into appliances I can’t see that improving. Plus, all these “zero to 60 in 2 seconds!” claims just seem stupid and encourage more people to drive like morons.

Pipe down and show me your license and registration. And stop eyeing my “Official Police” badge!

This era just looks flimsy to me, like an oddball Midwestern college professor’s car or one of those movies set in London where everything seems cold, bleak and polluted.

So basically somebody took the shell of an unusual old car, bolted some stuff to it and wants 14 grand. No thanks.

They accepted my ‘90s BMW but insisted on no reserve. Like, really insisted. Like, annoyingly insisted. As if insisting was a “quirk and feature” of the site. All with “we find no reserve really builds excitement and leads to a better price!” comments.