Marlon Brando + Butter = Last Tango in Paris

Finally, a proven voting irregularity!

Nepo baby sells what?

It’s absolutely in the “reasonably priced” category for today’s market. Plus Buick has a decent reputation for reliability, plus, while it ain’t pretty, it looks more thoughtfully designed than a lot of the sharp-edged origami styles out there.

I’m all for truth in advertising, but reminding buyers of the sticky fingers, baby puke and stray Cheerios that interior has been subjected to and then asking for $18K just screams “we’re so overwhelmed we don’t have time to make it pretty!!!” Or for routine maintenance, probably.

If it had a stick they’d sell at least one (to me).

I’d think only a small batch rare car you always wanted, if you were going to do some work on it anyway.

18 years old +
Looks like a Dodge +
Missing title +
Can’t be registered for 7 years +
Hail damage +
Weird, useless equipment in trunk +
Lots of confusing sensors/wires going all kinds of places
≠ $21,900

Meatloaf thinks it’s a Red Bull.

Sheesh, it’s 2023 and cars still look like 1995. Not even pointing the finger at Mazda, which makes less offensive cars than many brands, but car design is much less breakthrough and exciting than it should be.

I see it coming, but I’ll really miss driving simple cars with manual transmissions. I find driving automatics really boring, and with cars turning into appliances I can’t see that improving. Plus, all these “zero to 60 in 2 seconds!” claims just seem stupid and encourage more people to drive like morons.

Pipe down and show me your license and registration. And stop eyeing my “Official Police” badge!

This era just looks flimsy to me, like an oddball Midwestern college professor’s car or one of those movies set in London where everything seems cold, bleak and polluted.

So basically somebody took the shell of an unusual old car, bolted some stuff to it and wants 14 grand. No thanks.

They accepted my ‘90s BMW but insisted on no reserve. Like, really insisted. Like, annoyingly insisted. As if insisting was a “quirk and feature” of the site. All with “we find no reserve really builds excitement and leads to a better price!” comments.

I’ve been driving a ‘98 Tacoma 5-speed for a year (my gf inherited it). It’s got a camper shell, AC and a radio—that’s about it. The simplicity is refreshing. I kinda love it.

1983 Cutlass, much like this one. I was in my 20s so it was especially uninspiring, the only good thing was that sometimes I had to take it into Manhattan so its bland anonymity was perfect for those streets.

I was looking at them last year. Not crazy expensive, but the lack of a manual makes them a little more bland (I wish SUVs and even crossovers came with manuals, since now it’s almost none). Also, the entertainment/GPS display is outdated and can’t easily be upgraded since Lexus incorporated some AC controls into it.…

So I guess the next generation of GTA will have carjackers holding dead victims’ faces to the camera before tossing them out and driving away.