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“Hulk catch!”

Yet another trap, one step beneath BMW’s subscription bullshit.

I wonder if Craigslist people will call and ask “Is it still available?” with no follow up questions.

“We have a car for $5,000 and that car is a million dollars.”

Buy my 1994 840Ci! A true GT, 24-gallon gas tank and far from cramped. Plus you’ll save close to $100K!

Malaise Part Deux.

Since even some 2014 Wranglers are still inexplicably priced above $30K, Nice Price...maybe?

They already did!

Great example, looks well taken care of. I had an Opel Manta 1900 for a few years and they’re just fun, simple cars.

I’m not going to Prom anytime soon, so no No Dice.

As long as I can get bulbs for those brake lights at O’Reilly, I’m in.

Right? I’m getting kinda tired of the hp pissing contest.

Maybe he got bored of helping her take pictures of her ass every day.

Is it just me or are we in the Era of Hideous Cars?

I’d vote Vega if it wasn’t so pretty. A disaster engineering-wise, but you have to credit the designers for making that attractive, curvy body in an era of bricks.

These things all smell the same.

Tesla People mixing with Bolt People sounds like one awkward dinner party.

The plate would have its own catchphrase like “Yo yo yo! Ima yo plaaayt beeyotch!”