Then, on the way to the hospital...

The salty language?

Selling Tip #342: Remove any items that resemble a dirty jock strap before filming.

Nobody, you say?

Who would have thought retracting door handles would become a problem? (eye roll)

She does her own research.

“Why did(n’t) you turn!?!?

“I never fly without a parachute and a selfie stick!”

Here’s SF’s Municipal Railway #1, your 1912 commute to work.

You’re old enough to drive now?

A great find except for the dreary black interior and $15-$20K overimagination of the seller.

True. It’s where the old “I’m going to go wash my hands” euphemism came from.

It’s a game. There are rules.

Future role for Chris Pratt.

“could you imagine if literally any other company released a $30 widget that could piggyback on local networked devices to track its location just about anywhere? “

The Russians already put a spy rock in all our homes back in the ‘70s.

“it’s also now the only car in my fleet incapable of moving under its own power”

He really misinterpreted the concept.

Right? As for the person who can’t stay awake through it, keep watching the “talents” on your “hilarious” YouTube and tiktok videos that have given you the attention span of a gnat. 

The grille seems to have survived relatively intact.