I’m sure it will be welcomed in towns everywhere what with it sounding like a dozen leaf blowers.

Speaking of lowballers, I’m surprised this thing doesn’t have a set of Truck Nutz hanging from it to complete its truly stunning Royal Flush of tasteless modifications.

Those accents. If they don’t win an Oscar sounds like they’ll blame it on moose and squirrel.

A small dealership just opened near my girlfriend’s house (CA) and that’s what we thought — “who buys Mitsubishis?” The lot is filled with those things pictured above and signs advertising the price of a base Mirage ($13,995, maybe? Which is pretty low). I’ve got nothing against the company, it’s got quite a history,…

“We send the hick to France and it’s the perfect fish out of water story! The gobbledygook language, lazy French sitting around eating snails and drinking wine all day — he’ll hate it and show them how we do things in ‘Murica!”

Are they just growing fucking almonds?

You’re saying you wouldn’t want to see an ambulance parked outside your window? Every day?

It’s already a hotel. I guess the “casino” aspect makes some people nervous since you’re changing a historical object into something it was not—so what are you actually preserving?

Looks like there’s a very large, disappointed child out there somewhere.

Right? They’re reinventing the mall again.

I wonder if “Mike” was a close second.

You don’t need a guru, you need an instructor. The positivity of working out comes from the accomplishment of working out, not pithy sayings browbeaten into you by a Spandexed god wannabe.

You’re confusing flying with The Price Is Right again, buddy.

Not according to Instagram!

I got fucked by a dealer. Do I get a movie?

Ha, I didn’t mean the jumping was the everyday event, the traffic jam was. Like how mask rules make fliers meltdown and activate the emergency slide or a missing McNugget causes a shootout at the drivethru. It’s the overreaction that seems to be happening every day.

Agree, sorta. Why this guy would spend $75K for a 200 mile commute car is beyond me. Buy an ‘06 or so DTS for about $12K and get a smooth, quiet and comfortable ride on California’s highways and get up to 25mpg (so over 400 miles of range on its 18-gallon tank). Not to mention plenty of room to take the folks to…

Or just another “Person Completely Overreacts To Everyday Event” headline that are everywhere now. 

Not just you.

For those curious about the roof, it sorta opens like a turntable cover (appropriate for the era!)...