I loved, LOVED my Fox body Mustang GT convertible back in the day, but with a long commute and its 15 gallon gas tank they almost named a pump after me at my local station.

What, because now when you change a headlight you have to replace the bumper, a quarter panel and two tires? It’s called progress, buddy.

I don’t think they were even legal in the US until 1974, then GM jumped right in with their ‘75 models.

Her accent makes it hard for him to follow her direction.

The Kardashian message to girls everywhere: You are not pretty enough. You must use surgery and photoshop to manipulate your body into a cartoon.

Jesus, Take the Buffing Wheel

“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”

which is also a reality where you don’t have to shift an automatic 40 times while driving.

Sure, a fish tank on the dashboard won’t be distracting. Why not an ant farm, porn, or a loop of The Shawshank Redemption?

But he’s not a Congressman!

“Every single thing she’s doing is incredibly injury-prone”

These are relatively new and don’t have the traction and history of, say, mass shootings.

This is the off-brand, slapdash ice cream van of Stephen King novels, undercover FBI operations, unregistered sex offenders and politically unstable Caribbean islands.

“Just one more thing Ma’am. Jason’s last message before his death was something about ‘serving the readers.’ Did that upset anyone in the office?”

Excruciating.

“There are 132,000 miles on the car, and those don’t seem to be reflected in the bodywork.”

And in 20 years when people buy their kid their first car all these used, speedy EVs will kill them all.

Many people don’t understand the attraction of scarcity. CT’s tweet coverage made it feel like she was everywhere, ALL THE TIME. You can’t peruse the internet without daily Emily Ratajkowski pics (we get it, you have a nice body!). People need to learn from Donald Trump (who learned the hard way) — people don’t miss…

What’s that color called, “Grandma’s Hard Candy?”

Same level of design taste there.