Once dislodged, the ship will be renamed Never Given AF.

How I expected this story to go:

Wasn’t that his campaign slogan?

“Where we’re going we don’t need to steer.”

LOVE that van! Bet you end up liking it more than the Beat.

Thanks for your input Governor Cuomo!

At first I thought the Getty Museum should buy it to take VIPs up and down the hill that parallels the train/tram that brings crowds up from the parking structure.

Back in the ‘80s there was a fourth rail between the mid and top rails to indicate where high schoolers would lean below the windowline to snort an additional, interior rail.

In terms of planning, this stunt is the ‘79 equivalent to Storming the Capit0l.

It’s like a deleted scene from Cast Away where Tom Hanks encounters the island’s other inhabitant.  

On the fence. Vegas were really pretty cars — rare for that era — and this Nomad takes it up a notch. It’s a shame the lousy reliability sullied their reputation. Still, somebody looking for a project could turn this into something VERY handsome and fun.

A boycott shoulda been you, Fiber One.

“Your money’s on the dresser, Turbine.”

Lumbergh.

A website never told me “what do you want a manual for, it’s such a pain in traffic!”

My first car! A ‘74, it was good for a teen--sporty but slow.

So your plan is to go to the party with Cindy Crawford and leave with Ernest Borgnine?

I’m so glad we’re accepting that it’s perfectly normal and acceptable for a woman to romantically pursue a man twice her age.