If Starbucks would just lower their drive-thru windows by six goddamn inches nobody would need a crossover.

Some people say Eunos was the best Mazda sub-brand, but I’m an Autozam man myself, through and through.

Still can’t believe we got a such a twat of a president elect...

This is why you need a clear headed, calm, rational President. China will give back the vessel, no harm no foul. Shit like this happens between rival nations. The last thing we need is a hot headed moron who takes anything less than ass kissing as a personal insult demanding retribution of some kind.

Doesn’t every kid grow up dreaming of owning a Subaru Domingo? I know I did!

I used to think I understood; in fact I bought a Baja. After buying it, I stopped understanding the love. Those cars are a pain, very porly designed, and not really that fun to drive. I love small eccentric cars, but the Beetle is just kind of annoying to own.

Just a little shouting-out to our pals at VWVortex, who helped me achieve a lifelong goal by mentioning me in the same sentence as Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Yes, the 90s were a poorly proportioned and obvious but lame imitation of the 80s.

God, I miss the ‘90s.

Go to your happy place. Your happy place has mud and dirt and a Defender.

It’s as expected as this gif, whenever there’s a Florida mention:

There’s nothing good about Mondays, so have this Audi RS2 instead.

Don’t go to work—quit your life and do Saab things in your Saab!