I think Deadspin writers should refer to the Washington Football team only as the Redhawks going forward. If only to upset emotionally fragile Redhawks fans. Please

Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

Honestly though...Washington Redhawks has a nice ring to it. Better than the Wizards and the Nationals if you ask me.

“How do I get this woman I work with to have sex with me? I know, I’ll send her a video of me jacking it. That’ll do the trick.”

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

Make it more interesting—should include a third column for whoever the Marlins roll out as well.

What is the connection to the Chicago White Sox?

If it makes you feel any better, Rosen could be Joe Montana reincarnated and he would still suck on the Browns.

Even his teeth are like GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

Update: Oh man.

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

I sure can’t tell whether this is a joke or not!

Meanwhile Jimmy Fallon had a potato sack race between Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, and Chris Hemsworth to determine the fastest Avenger.

but how is the money a paltry figure?

You could just say you hate fun.

As long as fanboys defend the “Martha” nonsense, it will never stop being funny.

Martha jokes will stop being funny when that film stops being shitty.

I look forward to Batman showing them where his parents where murdered. Also I wonder if it counts if Splinter’s middle name is Martha for Batman to become best friends with the Turtles.