Make it more interesting—should include a third column for whoever the Marlins roll out as well.

What is the connection to the Chicago White Sox?

If it makes you feel any better, Rosen could be Joe Montana reincarnated and he would still suck on the Browns.

Even his teeth are like GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

Update: Oh man.

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

I sure can’t tell whether this is a joke or not!

Meanwhile Jimmy Fallon had a potato sack race between Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, and Chris Hemsworth to determine the fastest Avenger.

but how is the money a paltry figure?

it does really make you think...

You could just say you hate fun.

As long as fanboys defend the “Martha” nonsense, it will never stop being funny.

Martha jokes will stop being funny when that film stops being shitty.

I look forward to Batman showing them where his parents where murdered. Also I wonder if it counts if Splinter’s middle name is Martha for Batman to become best friends with the Turtles.

God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?

That’s his legacy. Nothing he did before (certainly not McCain-Feingold) or since is ultimately going to matter, but THAT choice has to be brought up every time we talk about his impact on GOP politics. 

Considering Sarah Palin normalized rank stupidity, I’d say there’s (at least) one other prominent dipshit he’s got to apologize for.

The only time John McCain was a good idea was when the alternative was George W. Bush.