Make it so, Motherfucker!

“Say ‘engage’. Say ‘engage’ one more time!”

I’m going to see it. I love dinosaurs... But, this looks so bad, so cringey, so stupid, so just... terrible. All the dinosaurs fleeing in the same direction in scene at the same time just looks jarring. They are leaning even heavier on the dinosaur/human relationship AND dinosaurs saving the humans for some reason.…

This looks astronomically stupid and I will still go see it.

When I heard they were making this into a movie I also thought it was too weird, intellectual, complicated, and challenging for Hollywood. I was happy Garland was doing it because Ex Machina was all those things and was great. Now the studio seems to have realized that they bit off more than they could chew, they…

If it makes you feel any better, Rosen could be Joe Montana reincarnated and he would still suck on the Browns.

We are #Venom?

Even his teeth are like GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

I love that he shrinks instead of ducking. That’s a nice touch.

A million times this. I like Tarantino personally, and I like most of his movies, but nothing that he’s made makes me at all confident that he will make a good Trek movie.

for my money, Ewoks were 75% less annoying than the Jar Jars for the fact that they didn’t talk, and at least served the THEME of the story (David taking out Goliath). But I just don’t see the porgs having even that much impact. I’ll be upset as anyone if they DO, but right now it seems like there’s any army of…

Everyone should fear Ewoks. They eat people.

Update: Oh man.

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

You could just say you hate fun.

As long as fanboys defend the “Martha” nonsense, it will never stop being funny.

Martha jokes will stop being funny when that film stops being shitty.

I look forward to Batman showing them where his parents where murdered. Also I wonder if it counts if Splinter’s middle name is Martha for Batman to become best friends with the Turtles.