I don’t care how fancy he is, dogs usually don’t live for much more than 16 years.

He should mostly fuck off for that username. WarriorsCubsPatsUNC.....omg....Most offensive thing i’ve seen on Deadspin.

Good response +1

Yes, how could you be critical of a man’s sportscaster work and not also wish death on his family?
The mind, it boogles.

*reads take*

is this supposed to be some larger point about how media should be nicer to public figures? because fuck you

(reads gray comments)

This is fucking horrible.

“claimed that O’Reilly repeatedly bragged about his phone-sex prowess,”

Quit blaming the Lizard People! Yes, we want to enslave humanity... but we’re not Republicans. Ugh.

Never, EVER forget that the most important thing you can be as a woman is beautiful.

This idea sounds like a nightmare to stock in stores, assuming retailers even bother to carry the alternatively shaped bottles.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

If someone asks you a question — any question — that begins with “Who won the,” your wild-ass guess should never be “North Korea.”

Life would be easier if I rooted for pretty much any other team. Why did my dad and my dad’s dad have to be Brooklyn Dodger fans? Why couldn’t they have been the only kids in Brooklyn and Queens to root for the Yankees? Sure, they would have been pariahs then, but now such a decision would just have looked smart.…

We might see Book 6, depending on just how much you believe him when he says he has pages. There’s no possible way we’re ever seeing Book 7 unless either (a) he designates someone to come in and finish it for him or (b) it’s a novelization of the show (again, probably written by someone else).

1. SBIII proved the AFL could play with the NFL, which was unfathomable.
2. Namath represented a countercultural antidote to the stodgy-ass NFL.
3. He was the first big-money QB, which forced the NFL to pay better.
4. He transformed pro football into a TV spectacle.
5. He was brash, and open about being brash, at a time…

I do believe that. But he won a Super Bowl, and even if he sucked after that, he’s arguably the most consequential QB in history.

If you rearrange the letters and leave out a lot of them and add an extra W, it says “I played for Washington in game two.”

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.