As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

A lot of people say the crucifix was in, but I think he nailed it. And yet the double-A Binghamton Mets fans are screaming GIVE US BARABBAS (Antonio Barabbas, young Dominican shortstop prospect).

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Self reply because I can... reading this makes me immediately think of the Agents of Hydra run that is going on in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. right now. Seems like many of the story beats are being echoed. I wonder if this is intentional, or happenstance.

Shenanigans, though they didn’t do a great job of getting that across at times.

Alternatively they just need to GET HIM HIS STUPID MASK so they can substitute in professionals.

Also, the issue with Clinton was she didn’t want to release the transcripts of her boring, banal speeches. What disgusts Americans about Clinton is her secrecy not that she talked to Wall Street.  Obamas speech will be part of a public forum on healthcare; his signature legislative achievement. He’s doing other stuff…

Of course, it’s not going to be perfect. Nothing is.

It was terrible but I like terrible. It helps to go in with low expectations.

Yep. As much as people rush to praise Carter’s post-presidency, nobody defends him as a good, effective president, and that’s probably not changing until after his death (if even then.)

You’re right. Carter has been the model ex-president, accumulated a fortune through writing prolifically rather than speechifying for bankers. That’s true. But the party never forgave him for losing reelection as an incumbent. Those are two different things.

:furiously searches for “Quasar Funk” in an Obama remarks transcript database:

Well, we did have one president who made it his life’s mission to help those less fortunate after leaving office. His own party regards him as an imbecile.

The only problem I have is that Luke apparently is out of prison and so I guess his story kinda (whatever it is) gets glossed over.

I have to admit that maybe I wouldn’t mind if they took a break from the hallway fights for a bit. It’s sort of becoming that friend who keeps trying to make the same references over and over again and it just gets wearing after a bit. Still, I suppose I’ll have to see the entirety of the hallway fight before I can…

See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

I’d go:

It’s insane that Thomas went 60th out of 60 in the 2011 draft. If you redid it today, it’d go: