For the millionth fucking time, Adam Schefter was not and is not bound by HIPAA.

Always relevant:

Great work by you and Moskovitz keeping the light on these cockroaches.

Burn this program down

Woh...wtf. You have a kid pull a gun on a classmate and you don’t report it because he’s a football player?

A few weeks ago, my extremely moody and snotty-ass 13-year-old was giving me the usual bullshit as I was asking her to put on her seatbelt (all the while, refusing to put on her seatbelt). I was just wrecked from everything, my job, the election, you name it, and I leaned over and screamed, “Put on your mother-fucking…

Hear, hear. I had no plans to watch the Super Bowl this year, as I haven’t watched the last three, but I kinda wish that I was going to, just so I could not, if that makes any sense. The absolutely repugnant force-feeding of jingoistic bullshit by the NFL seems ten times worse this year, when this country is so…

It’s okay, Drew. Josh Brown is here to remind you that the NFL acknowledges life outside of football, too.

Amen.

He was fined $93 AND got sent to Florida?! Penalties are getting so much harsher than they have to be.

NEXT WEEK ON ANY GIVEN BACHELOR...WILL SYMANTHA GET THIS ‘TEEN WOLF’ REFERENCE? BILL GETS CAUGHT DRUNK TEXTING SAGE STEELE, IS HE HERE FOR THE RIGHT REASONS? AND THE LADIES HAVE A CONTEST...A SWIMSUIT CONTEST *boiiiiingaoingoing*

Having worked at Gamestop for a short time, I am in no way surprised by any of this. Thanks for the heads up. I’ll never shop there again.

When the recruit punks your ass but then you remember Trump is in office and it makes you happy again.

Apparently nobody told Levi you’re never supposed to double wrap a Trojan

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.

“Go watch the ‘93 Finals when John Paxson hit the shot,” James said. “Barkley and Jordan were laughing and joking with each other during one of the games while somebody’s shooting a free throw. In the Finals. But, oh, nobody were friends back then.”

If only Mrs Adelson had access to safe, legal abortion services.