This is a bit disingenuous. de Aza right now is their fourth biggest move of the offseason, behind the signing of Asdrubel Cabrera, the trade for Neil Walker and the resigning of Colon. Also, Murphy is not a very good baseball player all told (Walker is certainly better than he is, and even that only became the move…

If anyone can speak for how all this senseless shooting has affected him, it’s DeAngelo Russell.

And let’s not forget ESPN’s MNF ‘personalities’ screeching “You just got ... JACKED UP!” in that oblivious pre-show segment from not too long ago...

Never going to happen. As always, Belichick plans for everything. He’s already auditioning Dean Blandino impersonators. Should there be a crucial late-game call to review, his techies who normally cause those headset failures will override the signal from New York and have the call go in favor of the Pats.

The Pats had one of the most memorable controversial calls in NFL history go in their favor (tuck rule), yet their fans STILL whine about a call in a playoff game against the Raiders in 1976!

Trump would order an airstrike on the NFL headquarters.

I think that’s how Fallout 4 started

“Can I just stay out of this debate? Aaron Hernandez is a good friend of mine. I have known him for a long time. I support all my friends. That is what I have to say. He’s a good friend of mine.”

I reallllllly want Cam Newton to weigh in on this. I need the Hawt Taeks. I craaave them.

“And the Rams will either play at a gleaming new stadium in L.A. or a gleaming new stadium in St. Louis financed with everybody else’s money.”

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The really sad part about St. Louis in all of this is the law that was passed that specifically said they couldn’t offer up taxpayer money without a vote and the subsequent judge saying the law was ambiguous. Just a total shit show. The level of arrogance of a billionaire trying to extort a whole city even in the face…

Edward Jones Dome, which is by no means lovely, opened in 1995. Funded by tax revenues and PSL sales, of course. I have boots older than this stadium. Mind you, this is a city whose school system had to be taken over by the state. But this is what will get a billion dollars.

I want to say Stockholm Syndrome, but Stockholm is at least a pleasant place to live.

Fox Sports stands behind show producer Ryan Shaw, as well as supporting their president of programming. They expect to be exonerated and anticipate a...

No. His hand was higher than the rim on release, but the ball still arced to the hoop.

This is the whole point! Odell Beckham is a figment of his own imagination! That’s what makes sports amazing.

By this logic Odell Beckham is presumably a figment of our imagination.

In a year of truly important sports investigations done by Deadspin, this is the apex.