This was the most disgusting thing to come out of a Hasselbeck’s mouth since the last airing of Fox & Friends.

The NFL is furiously scribbling notes right now. “We’re good at this... but it’s clear we could be so much better.”

This is a paragraph from the stltoday.com article about the naming rights:

Fitting that the naming rights go to a rental car company, since every public Dollar Hertz the Budget.

Consistent with EVERYTHING else, the RISK will be socialized while the PROFIT is privatized. This should come as no surprise whatsoever.

“Do we have authority over this league? Can I fine or suspend them?”

Here he is. I found him.

“These players are so sensitive...” Stephen A. scoffs before threatening an NBA player who said he wouldn’t talk to him.

“If we didn’t win, why do you deserve to get paid?”

“ If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.”

God, I have the same problem. I’m always telling chicks “My eyes are up here!” when they try to check out my disgusting mess of a neckbeard.

Maybe this is just the version of Andrew Luck with cable.

“Oh, so now you guys start emphasizing butt hygiene.”

I don’t know, Barry. Pushing the Super Bowl back to accommodate the NFL’s biggest event would be incredibly controversial.

3 muffs in the stands? Jeter-esque.

It’s funny how women react to the way guys intreact in groups lIke this. I still remember a time my college girlfriend dropped by the house mid-day with some friends unexpectedly while I was playing Goldeneye with my roomates: