- Shep McAllister, Commerce Team

But what do you do when the officer administers the Field Smugness Test?

I'm hoping for some off-color puppet slurs like in Greg the Bunny (which I loved and still miss).

At first I thought they should have gone with an older woman, but now I want to see her go on a date with Agent Coulson. (They dated in a Spidey cartoon).

Poor Carmelo... he wanted to ride the banana boat but none of the life vests fit a Triangle.

And that scrap heap lug? You guessed it: Kendrick Perkins.

It’s sad the level of vitriol this has accumulated.

More like Luke Rid-in-an-hour amirite

This has such great potential to the cause of a future spring training injury.

AOS season 2 spoilers below

An NBA franchise adrift fell under the sway of the oldest siren song of the draft, running her hard-earned lottery pick aground as she reached for the “upside” shoals of a 7-foot EuroMantis. It’s a tragic tale as old as the Lottery herself.

This is a shame and pretty surprising given Mexico, MO’s long history of appropriately naming things.

“Should we tell them Jon is coming back now and thereby negate the impact of the scene immediately?”

And now, Deadspin Slack discusses Will’s first paragraph.

Prosecutor: Where did the money go?

And here I was thinking we would get through a Star Wars film with all limbs intact.

(X) You have consistently failed to pay the Club's fart tax and remain delinquent.