Hail Hydra.

16 is legal, right?

12/10/2014 19:55:42 EST Bird (603) 321-xxxx John Jastremski (508) 958-xxxx Im sure tom put my fresh new uggs in my locker

I KNEW IT

After "oh yeah," the undercover officer gave the signal for the arrest team to move in and arrest Anthony.

"YOU ALL CAN CALL ME MOZILLA FROM NOW ON BECAUSE I JUST HAD TO FIRE FOX."

I've been watching football for years, and I have NEVER seen that before.

Does Bill Simmons get retroactively un-suspended now?

Wait, what?! Newsome's testimony is the exact same as it was a a month and a half ago? That's crazy. Me? Me, I believe the guy who's testimony changes over time.

Those were all lies, all lies. I was in Ray Rice's olive oil business but that was a long time ago. The FBI guys asked did Ray Rice do this, did Ray Rice do that and I'm like yeah, sure!

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

How about just limiting burners to text-only posts? that would preserve the dream of juicy anonymous tidbits coming in through kinja and it's not really too much to ask people to register an account if they want to post their Simpsons gifs or whatever

This is really going to hurt the brand of those sex offenders.

lol that cute little goat, trying to climb up on that thing...aww, it gave up and it's coming towards the camerOHMYGODTHOSECREEPYFUCKINGSATANEYES