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Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

This is the wrongest thing ever posted to this website. I’m sorry you live in whatever godforsaken place this could possibly be true.

Hi, UCF fan here. I would be furious if UCF hired Greg Schiano. Not because he’s a moron — though he is that — or a bad coach — though he’s probably that, too — and not because I’m now expecting to never lose again after going 12-0 this season, but because Schiano, as was never mentioned in your very long post, was…

I also voted for Breer.

John Fox clearly not understanding it aside, the broader problem with the rule isn’t that it’s confusing, it’s that it makes no logical sense. Why should a fumble recovered by neither team prior to going out of bounds effectively result in a turnover? If a ball is fumbled into the pylon or through the endzone, the…

I go one step farther: Especially if you’re single or in a couple (read: no kids, no more than two humans in the house) ... don’t use the dishwasher at all. End the night by hand-washing your dishes. Listen to a podcast or some music while you do so. Many people watch television just before bed, or in bed, before…

Jet’s is awful trash, but Hungry Howies is... delicious trash.

The moment we give in and start referring to allegations as understood facts, we’ve lost the basis of our system.

Serious question: Did you actually read the article?

As any media lawyer or journalism professor will tell you, the word “alleged” offers no legal protection if you actually libel someone. Direct attribution, for which is what the author is arguing, is the best course from a legal and ethical perspective: “Three women say John Smith raped them” NOT “John Smith accused of…

The inherent contradiction in King’s role at MMQB is that everyone acknowledges he has unprecedented access to the inner workings of the NFL...yet he does absolutely nothing of note with it.

They should have done exactly what teams had been doing before Trump’s comments opened the door for the NFL and its owners to sanitize this entire movement and surrounding debate into a marketing campaign.

Why smart writers dislike Melo: His isolation-dependent style is inefficient and runs contrary to their analytically-minded ideal of good offensive play. He stops the ball and takes long, contested two-point shots, both of which things are frowned upon in the modern NBA, for well-founded reasons.

The media lied to you.

This might be a logical argument if NFL teams were being honest about why they’re choosing not to employ Kaepernick. Honestly, if team owners or coaches came out and said, “He’s free to protest on his own time, but he insists on doing so while wearing our uniform, and we find his protest distasteful, so we will not be…

I’m usually loathe to defend my Jets, but the trade is really Sheldon Richardson, who has one year left on his deal and who they never intended to extend, in exchange for (1) being worse this season, so as to tank more effectively, (2) a 2nd round pick and, as an afterthought (3) Jermaine Kearse, a warm body at a wide…

I briefly read the headline of this post as “Cumming is good,” which is the only blog title possible that could be more obviously true and correct than this one.

While I get what you’re saying, I think my best argument in defense of a tanking strategy for the 2017 Jets is this: They were going to be bad anyway. Like, very bad. They had no reasonable access to even an acceptable quarterback, virtually every veteran who was on the roster at last season’s end was on a steep…