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Could be a matter of perspective, but does it seem to anybody else that Kong’s size varies wildly from poster to poster? He looks much smaller in the one with Brie Larson than the one with the helicopters, right?

Yep! She’s had quite a week.

When it comes to Kinja, Mr. Jingles and I have nothing but time...

Nope. Nuh uh. No fucking way.

I don’t really do these anymore - both from lack of being asked and from the general grossness of the experience - but it’s also easy for me because I don’t have a book to sell like Mr. O&D. I’ve never done and would never do Tucker Carlson’s show; there’s a difference between being a talking head and walking into an

I have also appeared on several of these types of shows, without being paid, and can confirm all of this. It’s a bizarre experience.

I don’t think this post ever argues he’s a bad Batman.

At the end of Thor: The Dark World, we in the audience knew Loki was alive and was impersonating Odin, but Thor didn’t know that.

It could be the onetime Dr. House fan in me, but I loved Cumberbatch’s American accent in the film, even after finding it somewhat dubious out-of-context in the trailers before its release.

No need to argue, let’s just blame everybody involved. Just to be safe.

What a shocking faux pas by Laurence Fishburne, reminding people who may have forgotten that he was in Batman v. Superman. And, frankly, shame on i09 for reminding people with this header image that Amy Adams was also in Batman v. Superman. She’s a nice lady!

Thank god somebody is taking a stand against this injustice. I mean, Han Solo just IS his height - it defines him. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had this exact conversation, because it’s too many to count:

Wait, is there really an Alden Ehrenreich Is Too Short crowd out there that I somehow haven’t encountered yet? Asking because the thought of a complaint that pedantic made my eyeballs roll out of my head and across the floor.

I honestly didn’t know this opinion of Civil War even existed. Wow. Why? Asking sincerely, I promise.

These are good and correct guidelines.

“Hey [star free agent], you should come play for the Knicks! Sure, we exist permanently in the purgatory between tanking and the No. 6 seed and, sure, the roster is a bizarre mix of very young and VERY old players, mostly the latter. But this is your chance to be a New York basketball legend! You too could one day

Measure of a Man is definitely one of my favorites, but I’ve always thought BoBW was a bit overrated by fans. I’m guessing that watching it when it originally aired it would have felt more shocking and high-stakes, especially since the first part was the last episode of the third season, so fans had to wait until the

So we’re supposed to, collectively, resolve not to criticize people who were willing to vote against their interests for a dangerously unqualified and unstable presidential candidate purely out of spite for some vaguely defined class of elites, in the hopes that, if we’re nicer to these people, they’ll realize the

If you’re still hoping to get into the other series, I’d recommend either skipping or hastily binge-watching the first season of TNG. The series improved significantly in season two, before really hitting its stride from season three on. I realize that’s a big ask, time-wise, but TNG remains my favorite Trek series

Fair enough, I don’t really know the Guardians’ powers well. But unless, in the MCU, she was enhanced by an infinity stone, the point stands.