The accuracy of “chicken abortions” aside, I do find it kind of strange that there aren’t more people who are grossed out by eggs. I enjoy eggs, but they are kind of objectively gross, if you think about it.

Ahhh, the classic UCF argument. Was O’Leary good or bad for the program?

So proud of whichever of the many degenerates produced by my alma mater has once again stuffed the ballot for the Knights. Maryland may have won on the field this Saturday, but truly this is the greater victory.

This is my favorite possible interpretation.

It’s not enough for you to kill millions of chickens—you have to force them to go down the hatch right beside their babies? Does this “turn you on?”

She’s 19 years old and has starred in several successful big-budget movies, including Kick-Ass and Hugo. She’ll be fine.

My family of Trekkers is neatly divided between half who love Trek ‘09 and half who hate it, and I certainly could understand how disliking the movie could color your experience with the score. It definitely works better for me within the context of the film than listening to it on its own, maybe moreso that some of…

Can we talk about how weird it was that the Bills were using E.J. Manuel as, basically, their hard count and QB sneak specialist? Like, what in the fuck was that about? Are these things Tyrod Taylor cannot do?

That’s the N64 game and the ‘90s TV show, right?

Exactly. He epitomizes the difference between imitation and emulation. His scores always sound like lost artifacts from the age or artist from whom he’s drawing inspiration. Who better to fill in for John Williams?

While this may not boost confidence in the bumpy production of this movie, Giacchino is a tremendous addition. His scores are some of my favorites in recent years.

For sure. It’s much easier, and safer career-wise, for NFL coaches and GMs to complain that college coaches “aren’t preparing these guys for a pro-style offense” (which is not a college coach’s job, of course) than to admit their own failing at helping players make the transition.

Who? Oooohhhhh right, I remember him. Didn’t he used to play for the Cowboys?

What I am saying is that the QB crisis is something created by GMs and coaches who haven’t drafted well and find themselves without a franchise QB or and talent around him.

Personally, I fall in the middle of the two schools of thought on this: I think the league is generally a bit lacking for top-tier young QB talent, but not enough so that I’d call it a crisis, or necessarily historically unusual.

Anybody else feel like this is never actually gonna happen? I’ve been feeling that way for a while about this project, not sure why. The sketchy CBS All Access aspect of it, maybe.

I know the question of whether the NFL is in the midst of a QB talent crisis has been hashed and rehashed, but it certainly can’t help the situation that two of the most promising prospects to enter the league in the past two years are being coached by Fisher/Boras and Mike Mularkey/Terry Robiskie.

Loved him, thought he was one of the best-cast characters, actually. His petulance at his inability to live up to his grandfather’s legacy was an innovative approach to the character, IMO.

Your question seems to presume there’s a downside to enabling idiots on the field.