The only argument you could make in favor of RG3's fall being worse would be that Manziel never achieved any grace from which to fall.

The Browns may not win the Super Bowl this year. They might not be AFC champs. They might not even take their division. But with RG3, they’re bound to overthrow somebody.

Starting it off early this year.

Oh, and the team you like is so great that you can tear another team down? We’ll probably see you rip on the Vikings like this about the same time we see them in the Super Bowl (never). Pathetic.

His stats were great. He was not.

The body has more than one sphincter..........BE SPECIFIC!!1!

Well hopefully after all that the kid wins a cup.

Ugh. So Messi.

Please note that a majoity Conservative Cobb county government bent over backwards to give the future Cobb County Braves a deal that the majority Libral Atlanta/Fulton County governments wouldn’t.

What if we’re already plenty broad?

Another take: Rickon is a fucking idiot, who threw away the chance for Ned Stark’s only legitimate, non-magic son to rule because he didn’t know how to run serpentine.

Bidding Blind Nil is even more awesome. And risky.

If you blow $5 on a Ryan Fitzpatrick jersey at the Bills store, you should be sentenced to wearing it.

In the playoffs it just gets listed as a lower body injury.

If it was the regular season, they might call a machete to the groin, but they let that kind of stuff go in the playoffs.

BREAKING: Stapp infection outbreak in Washington locker room.

Helps when you have a “fuck you have a seat” curve ball:

Yeah, this is all well and good, but does his batting helmet fall off when he swings too hard?

“The wrong way.” - Goose Gossage

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