As a 'no' voter I must tell you it is this Jets fan's last and knowingly futile attempt to make this thing go-away. My phone exploded on 11-22 with a series of anniversary memes from my "friends". I stopped watching Sportcenter in the mornings around February of this year. I can't get through a Monday morning…

Ever had to throw one of those mattresses away?

Thank you. Sometimes I feel like my brother and I are the only ones excited about this game.

Oh yeah!?! Well, well, YOUR gonna be... stupid. Jerk.

The Southeast's only hope is to unite and barnstorm their football programs across the rest of the state. We'd be harbingers of peace and a reminder of our fictionally fractured nation's past greatness. In an ironic turn the south would re-unify America. And then we'd finally have the political clout to round up the…

Gotta go with my current home of Atlanta, GA. Good old fashion racism OTP and silent, faux-progressive, unfounded fearful racism ITP. Best (worst) of both worlds.

Kevin, when did my hometown (Woodbridge, VA) graduate to dumpster fire? When I left a decade ago it was but a humble pile of smoldering tires.