Luckily, my concerts so far have only been postponed. 

Oh wow. I had not read that, yet. Hopefully your trip pans out.

We’ve never been, and pretty excited.

I’ve got one in July. We’ll be staying in Florence, which near as I can tell has not had infections.

I dig it. Reminds me of the 80s Batmobiles from the comics, or maybe Challenge of the Super Friends.

There was a commercial of his on last night, and that audio was so cut up, I wouldn’t be surprised if Bloomberg had Obama read a bunch of random words for him to recut to sound like an endorsement.

GET THERE! Its truly amazing. 

Now you’re making me want to drive 12 hours to Jerry’s in Bowie, MD to get a Crab Bomb

Blow dart.

Blow dart.

Two years ago, on an over night flight from ATL to Amsterdam, just a symphony of screaming babies. I almost started to laugh at one point, as I was just so tired.

If you can clearly see the parking lot, and no one is coming, yeah.

I definitely remember the first ad. Not so much the second.

Cut to a few years down the road, when we’re sacrificing a human to our Mountain Lion Overlords.

That’s the weirdest large mouth bass I’ve ever seen.

Not gonna lie, in the preview image, I really thought this was some sort of urination device.

I’ve tried to enter this code three times. Is it just for regular priced items?

I’ve tried to enter this code three times. Is it just for regular priced items?

I believe I was 10 or 11. There was this GIANT box under the Christmas Tree addressed to me and my brother.

If everything is merged into one earth, I’m guessing if there are any dopplegangers, they’ll be merged into one person.

I confronted someone I know that they went to the in town university for four years on their resume, because I know for a fact they failed out after one.