Just got my Pixel 8 Pro yesterday! But they sent a Pixel 8 case *grumble*, so I need to be extra careful until the correct one comes in.

Delta? I get most of those on the list, but what’s up with Delta on there? 

I saw that. But it didn’t sound anything like Affleck to me.

Is it me, or does that sound like Kevin Conroy who says “I need you here now, Barry”?

This is one we reroofed, that had algae.

I always take the bone with some meat still attached.

Was just recently on a business trip and a guy asked me if I was into Bitcoin. I just simply said no.

That husband wears the face of “fuck my life”, as he backs her up with absolutely no gusto. “i...uh...there’s kids here?”

Everyone I know here in Bama was panicking. I just waited until I was at a quarter of a tank, like I always do. Was able to pull into an empty gas station this morning and fill right up.

I’m not saying that she’s an albino gorilla in human clothes. But I’ve never seen her and an albino gorilla at the same place, at the same time.

*Raises hand* I always thought it was just the worst.

I can’t wait for Tubbs to get bored of being a Senator in about a year. 

The water moccasins should have killed Newt.

I saw that (I think it was) ABC reported that those in the crowd were paid to be there.

Mine either. 

Anyone else feel like there’s no actual problem, but found a weird way to try to sell golf shirts and a Doobie Brothers box set?

They should just go ahead and put a big blue veiny pin stripe down the side of that fucking thing. 

There’s a restaurant in town, where we (almost) never get charged for drinks and food. Because I design all their materials for free. So, since I know the price points of everything, I just tip whatever we consume.

I’m wondering if we have to disconnect and reconnect the account?

My boost has already been set up and it doesn’t seem to see Netflix. Any idea on how to add that?