Ignorance my ass.  They know what they did.

My knowledge of Ryan Adams is so small, I originally thought this story was about the guy who did the Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves song.

I preordered the moment I saw it was a thing.

I preordered the moment I saw it was a thing.

What i call “being fucking polite” its not that difficult.

My friend and I were just discussing how much we wanted a sequel. Now I guess I’m going to have to buy a switch.

I didn’t think he could gross me out more.  Until he started skinning caterpillars and putting their pelts on his face.

Cow “I’d like to roll for stealth”

ROWDY RODDY PIPER!

Love the bit about true friends.  I wore white flip flops ONCE, THIRTEEN YEARS AGO, and I still hear about that shit.

Where’s falcon punch guy when you need him, to stank this guy again?

I did have to chuckle during his rant, when he would have to look at his notes.  “THIS IS A *checks notes* SHAM!”

I’m sure, but I was referring to Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, where Donovan drinks from what he thinks is the Cup of Christ, he was wrong, ages rapidly until he’s a skeleton.  The knight says “he chose poorly”

I was going to say the same thing...damn! He must have chose poorly and drank from the wrong cup.

My 90's brain immediately goes to Beyonce rollerblading and casting spells.  Probably pouches.

The microwave...you still have to use your hands to make it work.  Are people going to open it, put something in, and then argue with Alexa over how long to make popcorn?

The microwave...you still have to use your hands to make it work.  Are people going to open it, put something in,…

Does that swamp take away life, he looks about twenty years older.

News blasted us, hard. Came in the morning we were getting ready to leave to visit Amsterdam for the first time. We had just watched his episodes on the city the night before.

Nailed it.