Here comes the pitch to John-Goodman-Vibes, and he just knocked it out of the park! *screaming crowd*

“If you’re involved in a sort of slimy business, (that) says something about you — says something about how far you’ll go to make money,” - Trump’s Lawyer.

*fives*

Well, humans...its been fun.

Looking like a jackass came to mind first, this second.

So she’s the Punisher. Family killed by gang, takes justice into her own hands with lots of guns and a van. Only thing that’s missing is a skull on her shirt.

I am absolutely terrified of heights.

I happen to do this, but not exactly like you’re describing.

Looks like you can get the same deal on the nest site.

Looks like you can get the same deal on the nest site.

Oh yes yes yes yes

Probably screams at Hispanic people to speak English. Judging by that post, she has a real fucking tenuous grasp of it, herself.

I have new heroes. She’s going to be eating a Thai food infused fart, if I ever run into her.

At least we’re not Mississippi!

Yeah, like when I’ve seen Bodega’s listed as part of the store’s name.

I felt the same when I said “DONE” at the Walking Dead a few seasons back.

And that’s why I choose to stay on the ground and drink beer.

*text from Eric: I made boom boom in pants again*

That lead pic looks like Trump followed Indiana Jones and chose the wrong cup to drink from.

Did he get those shorts from the Shawn Michaels HBK collection at JC Penny?