I need to check my expiration date, I’m flying to Amsterdam in June.

I feel pretty good about managing to dodge listening to all of these.

Definitely, definitely, definitely...THANK YOU!

Roy, much like the Gadsden Mall, we in Alabama told you we don’t want you.

The opposite of stoked.

Abortion and Roy Moore kept my mom from going to vote. Even in the primaries, she said there’s something about Moore she doesn’t like.

It was at one point, looking at the AL.com by county count, that I could tell it was about to flip. When all the smaller counties had gotten all turned in, that was pretty much all the votes he was going to get. It was just a matter of finishing Jefferson, Madison & Mobile strong.

You’re welcome.

Florence is slowly being drug out of the dark ages. The outskirts will always be rural Alabama, but our downtown and the folks who work and hang out there are some of the best.

You didn’t venture to the AL.com comment section, did you?

In Florence (Northwest Corner) Jones signs are beating Moore’s 20-1. I haven’t seen a single Moore sticker on a vehicle or anything, but I’ve seen plenty of Jones on cars.

So many of us here are desperately hoping that Jones pulls this off.

Doug Jones is currently leading Moore in two new polls, so we’re desperately hoping he beats Moore.

Any one who wants to go hunt and bring the trophies back should not be surprised when they wake up with a tranq dart in their ass and teeth missing that I’ve taken for my trophy.

Could they only render a beard that looks fake as hell? I fully expect it to peel off any second.

Judging by comment sections from our Alabama news outlets, you’re absolutely right.

An actual response from the actual Alabama State Auditor

The idea of Rand Paul getting wrestling style speared by his neighbor does bring me joy.

Good to know I still have a reason to never go back to PCB.

Speaking as someone who started dating in the 90s, coffee shops were always my preferred first date. Usually not too loud, so you can hear each other talk. And they’re usually in walking distance of other date type things if the initial part of the first date goes well.