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Michael Caffee
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Hey buddy, you get a pass in my book.

You've gotta bang on the glass a few times if it doesn't come out right away.

Hey, it's a profitable brand! Or at least, they thought so.

Bizarro Chris Egan is currently making $2 million an episode on a "Gotham" spinoff.

You're right about Jane the Virgin, apologies for not mentioning that show. Can't say I'm too big a fan of the other ones you mentioned, but "Jane" is a fantastic series. Also, NBC deserves more than a glare in my opinion. Maybe a spanking or some Pavlovian conditioning.

Is it?

No, I said "how useful is the spork."

BOOOOO! NOT COOL! DISQUALIFIED!

Thank you for another opportunity to post the "Chris Klein 'Street Fighter' quotes" video: https://vimeo.com/14396701. "I looooove this job."

Arrow, The Flash, and um…um…

I thought Kristin Kreuk had been cancelled years ago.

"The only way you can beat my crazy was by doing something crazy yourself. Thank you. I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I'm sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got wooden."

You mean there ISN'T a giant smiley-faced computer with the voice of John Ratzenberger that just churns out stuff? Shit, now I need a plan B for my film school project.

Hey everybody! So this is my house, I'm makin' a sandwich. Still here. Still sellin' fake doors.

Hey, the mastering on some of those old tracks is really bad. Now shut up, I'm late for my "Scorch Trials" screening.

I'd rather have fake doors than fake wood panneling. I'm tired of doors where you open them and you actually go somewhere.

I liked the atmosphere as well. I especially loved those "dual shots" they were utilizing with the cinematography at times. I guess that's a technique that was used a lot in the 70s, and somehow it really worked here. I especially enjoyed it when Lou and Hank were investigating the murder scene outside. Great

He's gotta up his game to some Beats by Dre.

Damn, should've had one of those for "Black Mass" too.

"You're a Gerhardt."