I'm totally DONE watching this show. I'm gonna call up Harmon and Roiland…oh, and Damon Lindelof too. Just to piss him off.

"That was Chunky Tonk with 'Full Mingmong, Empty Gorbdork.' Up next, Planet Earth!"

It was interesting to see Birdperson and Tammy still together (as well as hear about her rather risqué eating habits). But hey, it's understandable. Once you go Birdperson, you don't go back.

"Head bent over…Raise the posterior…"

Sounds like something a Korblok might say.

I enjoyed how this week's episode had a lighter tone to it—especially compared to last week's mind-bender. Though "Rick and Morty" continually has blown my mind in terms of story structure, this one was just a slightly more simple (but by no means less enjoyable) plot line regarding an intergalactic talent…

Sorry, President Keith David. You can't kill people just by naming them. You may be powerful, but you're not Light Yagami. Still though, you've got some sick dance moves.

"Blood Crieth Unto Heaven" is one of the funniest episodes of TV ever, bar none. "You don't want to go down that road. Not on those tires."

"Answer the question!"

It was only for a few seconds, but it was still great to see him!

Dammit, I should've known Mister Bourbon would be the first Justified character to get a spinoff!

"I know the word 'fetish' makes it sound sexual. Which is good. Because it is." https://youtu.be/REfBCejeuD…

This episode was one of the best series premieres I've seen in a while, though of course when Patrick Stewart is at the helm you can't really go wrong. So many great parts of the episode, especially Walter's fight with the cops and Richard Lewis's psychiatrist giving Walter cocaine ("he must be a Freudian"). But the…

"Prometheus" was kind of alright for me, though it obviously had its flaws. Not so much sucking donkey balls, but definitely in that vicinity.

That was basically "Justified" for me. Loved the entire series for its uniqueness, yet I used to be upset that it never really had that cross-cultural impact you speak of. Later I just realized that it wasn't going to attain that level, and enjoyed it for what it was.

“When I see a blogger…or a critic, or a recapper say, 'I’m done with your show,' if I were running that show I would call them up and say, 'You are not allowed to watch my show anymore.'"

"Would you like to upgrade to the Colt for just 75 cents more?"

It would be bad enough if someone went to Regal Cinemas to go see "Twilight." Now they have to get their bags checked too?!

Good theater and bad theater left. This is a different kind of theater.

Do the waiting periods differ between handbags and purses, or is it universal?