I agree that some elements of the overall narrative were shored up in the second episode, and that a lot of people are overreacting with calling it "awful." Ani became a more interesting character, Ray showed some vulnerability, and Vince Vaughn showed that he actually knows how to still be funny with that "guy on the…

YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE FONT BIG ENOUGH! NOW EVERYTHING'S RUINED!

I think that's one of biggest downsides to writing an entire season of a show yourself. Obviously you get more creative control, but you also don't have any constructive collaboration to get you "outside of yourself," so to speak. Even if it was just one or two more writers, I think it would help to weed out some of…

I reckon she'd probably enjoy doing crazy things with that chicken leg. Well, as long as the skin was peeled off first.

"The sentence 'the quick brown fox jumps over the dog' uses all 26 letters of the alphabet." -past tweet from an MMA fighter whose name escapes me. Evidently he needed to review some things.

I fully endorse this, if only to keep Hope Davis getting work.

Can't say I've ever seen an actual dildo-cism, but there was an ass-orcism on the Adult Swim show "China, IL." Maybe it'd be similar to that: https://www.youtube.com/wat….

Oh wow, I didn't even pick up on that. That certainly ratchets it up a few notches on the Oedipal Meter.

I'm not the biggest fan of Uproxx or Warming Glow, but I've got to give them credit: they hit it out of the park today with their description of Taylor Kitsch as coming "from the Joey Tribbiani fart-smelling school of acting."

"The O.C." has a musical, "Downton Abbey's" being adapted into one…but when oh when are we going to get that "Deadwood" musical everyone's been yearning for? The world craves a singing Mister Wu.

You joke, but dildo art ghosts have been haunting countless American families for years. Only way to get rid of them is a proper dildo-cism.

They're mp3 files that you play alongside the movie you're watching. If you've seen Mystery Science Theater 3000, it' s like that (as it should be, since guys who were in that show are the ones who created Rifftrax). You can check them out here: www.rifftrax.com.

But you can ride one: http://oyster.ignimgs.com/w….

I wasn't trying to make any grand point about fatherhood, so apologies if it came off that way. Was more just observing how emphatic Ray was about his son's importance to him. Even if they aren't blood-related (which, of course, isn't necessary in order for a parent to raise a child and have a good relationship). As…

Haha, not at all. You're still quite original, that's just where I had heard that line from. They are very funny though. Chief among the best ones are "to all girls watching this, your boyfriend will never, ever, ever do this with you" during the couple poetry-reading scene in "Twilight." Also "you will defeat your…

He was hanging dong at "Thunder Gun Express" levels.

Would HBO'S CEO of Tits still be handling that, or would it be delegated to the Manager of Cock?

After this episode, here's my biggest question: if your wife was Carla Gugino then why the hell would you be sleeping around?

I loved Rafiq's mom yelling at him before he snuck out of the house. "And you haven't even eaten anything!"

Well, Vince Vaughn philosophized that we all might be dead already (or stuck in a rat room or something). Which is based on absolutely nothing. https://www.youtube.com/wat…