Osment-urbation.

Fair enough, but I do hope this one ends up succeeding.

Especially that shot of one of the robbers on the ground, his face bleeding out on the diner floor after Tom's ass-kicking. I don't think people were expecting that shot, it was so gruesome and yet it fit. "A History of Violence" wasn't only visceral with its action scenes, but also with the depiction of sex (that…

I heard about her performance in "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying," and how she was incredible. She didn't have much screen time in this first episode, though. I'm more in it for Maribeth Monroe, Pablo Schreiber, and of course Tim Robbins (who I had not seen in a while). Jack Black is hit-or-miss for…

"Now I'm going to do his teeth and cut off his fingers. You might want to leave room."

#CancelWhovian. Also, your avatar is awesome. "I am just driver. I go left, I go right, I go straight ahead. That's it."

That was definitely one of the more unsettling scenarios with Michael in the entire show. Also when he was with that hitman and had to watch him do all those awful things to that family the mob had targeted. He even pictures killing the guy after all is said and done, but it's just an imaginary sequence. I think the…

I smell pork chops. Does your dad cook?

Yo creambean! I was actually reminded of "Brotherhood" in one respect, but not during the bar scene. The way that Velcoro was able to commit such heinous acts of violence, and feel almost righteous about it, really reminded me of Michael. Velcoro's been through horrible events in his life, has a difficult relationship…

What if you were Charlie Parker and "Kangaroo Jack" was the cymbal that a fellow musician threw at you so you could rise above your weaknesses and achieve greatness? What if you've deprived us of a true gift, Bishonen Knife? WHAT IF?!

I don't know if you've ever been to India before (can't speak for Pakistan), but Domino's food there is incredible. You can get chicken tikka on your pizza, big marinated pieces of chicken along with this delicious sauce. It tastes close to the Punjabi "butter chicken" sauce, but I don't know for sure. And you can get…

I don't even think Alan Dershowitz could get that movie exonerated.

*Norm Macdonald voice* "Hold on. You're telling me…you're telling me NBC made an unpopular decision with its programming? I don't buy it!"

You can count "Hitman" and "Live Free or Die Hard" among the "terrible/mediocre" movie choices he's made. I love him to death and think he's a great actor, but you're absolutely right. I think his underwhelming movie career is partly a matter of him being very secure in his life. To my knowledge, he's been married for…

First time I've heard the Civil War compared to "Exodus: Gods and Kings."

Oh! Oh wow. That's incredible. I was waiting for something like "everybody's feeling fine, 'cause it's party ti—OH MY GOD IS THAT AN ICEBERG?!"

This must be a record for "shortest time before a conversation went completely off the rails" in a politically-focused AVC post. What was it, less than half an hour? I just thought it'd be more "the Confederate flag is perfectly fine" rather than "down with America!"

The most random, completely unnecessary rapping I've ever seen in a form of media is still "Kangaroo Jack," a shitty film that I remember for some unexplainable reason. It's just…yeah. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Maybe he'd be more available if he stops making those damn Tarantino movies! How dare he!

He was also a master of disguise, but let's try to forget that ever happened.