How about this: James Bond, but he’s young James Bond. Maybe 15 or 16, and he’s, like, a James Bond for today. No vespers, this Bond has espresso martinis. He communicates with M and Q through a TikTok-like app. He dresses with flair and he has a fashionable haircut, probably one of those curly top side shave things…

What adds to it all are the blogs, YT channels, and TikTokers who make their living shitting on other people’s work with glee. Maybe I’m just getting old, but watching one team’s stillborn project become someone else’s red meat content to throw to the snickering masses fills me with such exhaustion.

While this looks lovely and I will get to it... one day... I’m actually more excited for Alan Wake and am bummed that they pushed their release date partly because of Wonder. I’m probably the only person who feels that way and lords knows I’ve barely scratched the surface on Baldur’s Gate 3 so who knows when I’ll get…

If you youngins ever wanted to ever experience what it was like to play some shitty-ass N64 games, here you go.

Unpopular opinion, but as much as I’ve enjoyed shows like Archer and Futurama, I think it’s better to let a good thing run its course. I’m honestly shocked Archer has been around this long and think Futurama should’ve taken a rest good a while ago... but I also loyally watched Venture Bros every fifty years and when…

Just go for a different look. Hell, as a big guy you could easily dress up as lovable characters like the Dude or Shrek or if you’re shorter Frank Reynolds. That’s just off the top of my head, but depending on what kind of character you want to be (from an IP, original, loved, villainous, etc) there are lots of…

Perhaps even why Carpenter gives the answer he does here, to keep the wheel spinning.

Oh relax. If you read any interviews with JC or listen to his movie commentary, you’ll see he’s always like this. He loves ribbing and messing with his collaborators (his exchanges with Peter Jason are gold) and is an overall pretty humble guy who a kind of no bullshit attitude in interviews.

Hmmm. It has been a long, long time since I’ve played FF7--not since its release, in fact. That said, its characters never really jumped out at me. Sure there was Sephiroth who inspired a generation of edgelords and great supports like Tifa, Barrett, Aerith/s (RIP) but I actually remember thinking how tacked on a…

LOL I love the MGSV explanation. It’s something straight out of a porn video or some smut erotica

Ah JC, basically the cool grandpa of directing. I’m glad to hear he’s so humble about his life and doesn’t seem to have his head up his ass like some other big names in their golden years do.

My god, that’s lazy. And I mean “Poochie died on the way to his home planet” lazy. I personally didn’t love the tech-y parts of BotW so whatever, but if you’re going to have such a weak answer, maybe just don’t give an answer at all.

Idk, looks pretty neat to me. Considering how bland and flaccid so much of the later SW stuff has looked, I think these eyes are rather nice.

The momo sculpture/meme definitely freaked me out, but something about this mask just seems... silly? Maybe it’s because the meme was a very specifically lit/shot picture and seeing the mask from a bunch of angles and in motion (as clearly a mask) just doesn’t land. I appreciate them trying and can see how some of the…

That Viking Village looks pretty fun. It’s a shame my son is 1 and not 10, otherwise I’d have the perfect excuse to buy this...

I think the franchise has since changed, but to quote one Mr. Silvio Dante: “Michael Myers is an escape mental patient. Jason and Freddy, different kind of movie.”

Just disable said endgame content for the April Fool’s weekend. Or make it really ridiculous and unbalanced and watch people have fun slamming their heads into the wall.

Now, if Bungie were smart what they would do is learn from this an offer a weekend or even a full week of “no holds barred” weapons, letting everyone craft insane nonsense to just have fun. Disable certain achievements, alter loot tables so that players can’t abuse this, and just let people... enjoy the game without…

Ron DeSantis saves his bear costume for Pride Month.

“Alright, everyone! Please keep being as sweet as honey and just bear with me as we—aaahhh no no no no, please heeeeelllllppppp,,,,”