I am an American currently living in a Middle Eastern country with a very strict lockdown but very few cases of coronavirus. So I boned. A lot. This country has a curfew from 6 pm every night to 8 am in the morning during which you can’t leave your home, taxis don’t run, etc.

That first one reads just like a penthouse letter. “I lost count of how many times he made me cum after the 20th orgasm!” I’m sure it’s possible, but it’s oddly specific in that way that liars lie while they’re lying.

My sister was at Georgetown in the early ’90s and had friends who interned on the Hill. She told me a story much like this one at the time, that the female staffers had running lists of members you did not want to be alone with. I don’t recall her mentioning Biden (not that that means anything) but she did mention…

For some of us the ‘90s feel like yesterday, but in fact it’s roughly 30 years ago, and some rules were different. Homosexuals were becoming accepted by many as deserving of basic civil rights, but legally recognized marriages were wishful thinking. AIDS was a fatal disease. Date rape was a thing, but “drunk people…

This makes me actually sick to my stomach. I just had to attend and speak at a memorial for my 20-year old student who died of Covid-19 and I hope you ALL feel complete shame for choosing your own needs over the health of others.

Were there any kind of rides that it was safe to take with Ted Kennedy?

Word of advice for that person: the sensation of resenting other people for judging you is sublimating your discomfort with your own actions into the imagined sins of other people. It’s your conscience, trying to swim to the surface of your tide of bullshit.

And I needed for someone to touch my body after having not even have received so much as a hug for over 6 weeks.... Most of my friends were quarantined with partners; they receive touch every single day and have a shoulder to cry on. I was happy for them, and also felt resentful for any judgment that could have come…

A thought best left unfinished.

Let’s not kid ourselves, the GOP is pro-death of Americans and everything they say, do, and don’t do with regards to this pandemic, mass shootings, and domestic terrorism in general is proof positive. I’ll qualify my statement by saying that they are pro-death of Americans so long as it is white Americans causing, or…

Sen. Richard Burr’s phone was confiscated by the FBI after he made dubious stock transactions ahead of the pandemic recession. released a preliminary report from his Senate committee validating all of the intelligence agency assessments about Russian election interference.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but also isn’t eating on the subway mostly verboten? And the privilege of straight up wasting a box of cereal and a gallon of milk is infuriating. 

...nor does your grocery store have a history of unreported sexual assaults or mysterious disappearances I bet

What a fucking prick. Look at those people- they have to wear masks to ride the subway, everyone is stressed out, anxious, scared and many of those riders look to be in an age group where they likely have genuine concern about their health and survival. And this dude comes along with this “prank”. Somebody should have…

Yeah, he was definitely mid-bender for this one.

He looks fucking wasted. The screenshot is right from a DUI bulletin.

Haven’t you heard? Biden wants to be a bridge to a new generation of leaders like Buttigieg; Mayo Pete is the future of the party. Embrace the bland!

the 2020 candidate even less qualified and/or interesting than Beto O’Roarke.

I have a feeling this book is happening because the publisher didn’t have the heart to tell Chasten that no one cares about him outside of who he married.

Honestly, he didn’t look that angry. As in, this felt calculated in a way to further normalize the country into the idea that press conferences will be cancelled or ended abruptly if the president doesn’t like the line of questioning.