Slapped so hard her grandchildren were bruised.

I googled it. It’s 18 years old for G-League and 19 for NBA. Unsure whether it uses the same NBA rule of one year after your class graduates. Interestingly, Giannis was only 18 when he started playing pro ball in Greece AND was only 18 in April 2013 when he was drafted by the Bucks.

So you’re saying they actually get paid in free marketing opportunities? I mean, that’s what I have always said. (Plus housing, top flight training rooms and top drawer coaching). But if the complaint is cash in my pocket, then is G-League available?

Can he just go to the G-League and avoid the college charade? One and done is not “getting a free education” at all.

UPDATE: Hair now gray.

Thirty years later Henry is elected president of the United States.

In my line of work that’s called a restraining order.

Zero superheroes in Gotham. It’s a wacky police procedural about James Gordon. Many shows I’ve watched where during Episode [whatever] I said “why am I watching this.” This includes Westworld, Preacher, Man in the High Castle, OA, and many others. House of Cards became manageable by watching just the first and last…

We’re still talking about cars, right?

You missed grown-up babies at a mansion nursery. So Gotham.

When Barbara was spazzing I was thinking, no, no, don’t put Barbara in a coma.

Oh, woopsie, I have no control of my arms and legs, I’m falling

Five hour flights are mostly boring. I don’t care if there’s a meal — this extra 30 lbs I weigh will somehow keep me alive. My legs may be cramped but I know it will end soon and I won’t die. iPads weigh nothing compared to the laptops with cords I use to carry on. Reel in the entitlement and enjoy not having to drive…

Sucks to be tall, right?

Stories about Black wimmins aren’t important here unless you can get a White wimmins hook. In this case a White wimmins, Gale Brewer, got furious.

Traveling.

A “solo” is when one musician plays or sings.

My county (among others) requires that bars make 50% of their money from food. There are no bar bars here.

Next week, is it okay to bring my dog into a tavern?

What percentages of Bloods and Crips are gun owners and who are they afraid of?