I always think about the foley artist’s job whenever a sword moves. There must be a youtube clip where they show swords coming out of leather scabbards with metal sounds, no?

Driving is pretty dangerous and involves a shitload of trust when you think about it. So don’t think about it.

I get the impression the media is still struggling to prove this proven thing.

Gotta break a few eggs to make that omelet.

I was #TeamErik but then ‘Tchalla goes and saves WhiteWorld. Builds community center in da hood. Thanks.

Mortgages won’t be paid, cars won’t be purchased, groceries will go unsold. We’re all connected. Fortunately the lawyers, accountants and auctioneers on the liquidation side will still be able to keep their European vacations, vacation homes and skyboxes at the stadiums. Phew!

While suing Toys “Я” Us, I learned that “R” is Cyrillic.

Her brother has that private army, whatever its name is these days, and it has no rules of engagement.

Those bishes have so much money that a billion dollar loss is simply a 15 year, loss carryover to them. #NotLikeUs.

Maybe Lincoln could license the badges from BMW/Mercedes/Audi? Lincoln AMG?

In Mother Russia the State abbreviates you.

Steph Curry is why I returned to NBA fandom. Who knew offenses would change?

And he never lost the big game!

Who? Exactly.

She would have to say she consented to the punches in light of the video evidence.

Evidently the facility knows about stairwell assaults.

Not being a woman nor knowing her economic circumstance, it’s like how a child acts who gets beat by a parent. They can’t just run off because they know they have to get home somehow and they have to go home. She must have no money and/or family.

He seems interested in her having the glasses on. Maybe she’s also his driver.

Dis . . . mis . . . sed? Holy shit!

Is it some kind of shock that Black men love guns just like their White counterparts? Some vagrant stepped to me outside a bakery today (that had no cronuts — are those not a thing anymore?) and damn I’m glad I wasn’t carrying. So not worth it. And this after hours cross-examing dumb cops who for some reason don’t…