Jesus wouldn’t be a Christian.

Picking the nits makes no difference when people re-invent history. The media doesn’t help — it teases the story that “impeachment” is really a thing that could happen when no President has ever been kicked out by Congress. 99% of people don’t realize 2/3 of the (Republican controlled) Senate would have to “convict”…

You know you’re in the Washington bubble when “respect for the president” is a topic you discuss with children.

Carrie will wake up in a mental hospital and all this has been a dream.

Ball knows Walton wasn’t really gonna fight {walks off}.

Fully clothed Odell is not sleeping with a fully clothed woman. Who are these cretins who film and upload their friends associates?

If the nun goes to heaven instead of hell then perhaps the nuns were right. Waiting for the nun to update us. [taps foot]

I assume the sale would have given the nuns a life estate in the property just like when Hugh Hefner sold the Playboy Mansion on the condition that he could live there.

It seemed like the epic legal battle over the ownership of a Los Feliz convent was finally resolved in December when Silver Lake designer and restauranteur Dana Hollister was ordered by a jury to pay over $15 million in damages after it was determined she interfered with the sale of the property to singer Katy Perry.

[Gotham is about James Gordon]

Reminds of Operation Just ‘Cause in 1989.

He lifted him higher for a more resounding dunk. Dude failed at the landing.

He denies it so it didn’t happen.

This is what we call filing in the media. And look, here we are!

Exactly, if England, French and the Dutch haven’t been interfering in US elections for the past 200 years then they haven’t been doing their jobs.

We did manage to repeal the amendment that outlawed liquor.

It’s more like $20 can’t really buy anything. $100 could get you a hotel for a couple nights and some McDonalds.

SNAP pours $billions$ into the economy every month and taxpayers don’t even realize their jobs, their mortgages and their car payments depend on it.

Wait, wait, his name is Cruz. Could be DACA. Investigation of race and religion re-opened.

In Mother Russia satisfaction eats you.