OMFG ... I meant winch, I swear.

And then there’s also this bit of heartwarming goodness:

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.

After the game, a reporter caught up the player in the other team’s locker room.

He has children, Lauren

You think the kid is unimpressed with his dad now?  Wait till he is a teenager.

USWNT better watch out the next time they have to face Madison Bumgarner.

When your team of teenagers is physically restraining you and calming you down, it’s time to maybe re-prioritize some things.

And for movie soundtracks to only be made available on wax cylinder, as after all, it is the purest form of recorded sound.

some point between 3 million and 12,000 years

He just wishes these kids would have taken more time to mullet over before making their decisions to transfer.

Here’s a thought. If your catcher, who appeared in the 6th most games at catcher in 2017, appeared worn out to the point that he was unplayable at the end of last season, then maybe it was a poor idea to have him appear in TWENTY more games (1st in majors) this year?

Were you having dinner around 5:30PM?  Were there kids on your lawn at the time?

Oddly, that’s what I thought at that exact moment.

They may have played themselves, but god dammit they did it The Right Way.

Yelich is batting .321 against lefties. Stats be damned, we gotta get that L on L match-up! it’s refreshing to see the cards play themselves.

Golf sucks