Maybe if the bin was wearing the other team’s colors...

On the other hand; I’ve had people I’ve known for decades whom I always thought of as casually racist (looking down on them for it) come out as hard-core Trump-hating, Nazi-punching radicals.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.

God, I haven’t seen such an obvious excuse to go out of one’s way to casual note one’s Ivy League heritage since I was at Yale.

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

So true. I had glimmers of hope for Kelly when I saw him standing with his head down and arms crossed, refusing to look adoringly at Trump while Trump rattled off racist, offensive lies. Now I realize he was just trying not to show his true colors. I tried to star your comment, but the number went down instead of up.…

But will he be good when the playoffs come? That’s the real test.

Should have called me first. I would have given him step by step instructions on how to slack off until they fired him and he could collect his millions. Buyout be damned. End of October at the latest.

Why do people perpetrate online hoaxes? Why do people shoot from a 32 story building? Why do people vote for Trump? Why do people throw a kitten out of a moving car (my foster cat)? Why do people abuse loved ones? Why do people drive PT Cruisers? I just don’t know anymore. People are crazy, that’s all I got.

Robert Swan Mueller III came here to do two things: 1.) Kick Trump’s ass and 2.) chew bubble gum...and Robert Swan Mueller III is all out of bubble gum.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Yeah, I felt like a draw was a totally reasonably outcome! It feels weird to be so troubled by a scorecard when it’s part of a decision that feels fair. But, man, 10-2. That’s nuts.

Fucking moron.

Schizophrenia would seem to me a mitigating circumstance. I was under the impression that disregulated brains were a consideration in criminal trials. How could one even think about criminally charging a 12 year old with a schizo disorder?

I hate that we charge juveniles as adults. The state shouldn’t take a hard line with some things like consent or voting and then bend them for others. I understand that this presents challenges but this is particularly true for first offenders.

good thing umbrellas dont have elbows...

This is so much more common than the Rachel Dolezals of the world. It makes me so angry to hear someone who claims to have Cherokee (or other tribe or even just “Indian”) blood use their false mantle of authority to say things like, “I don’t have a problem with the Redskins name. I think it honors us.” I just want to…

Hey, how about helping another guy get ungreyed? I was thinking about my dead dad....

Hey, North Carolina GOP: if Clarence Thomas thinks you are racist motherfuckers, you are definitely, indubitably, 100 percent racist motherfuckers.