Those damn Yankees are only 5 games off the Wild Card.

The Birds on the Bat lost their 57th game The Right Way. The Cardinal Way.

That’s fair. Felix was clearly hit and caused her to drop the baton. It wasn’t intentional. The Brazilian runner never looked in that direction. Also, isn’t it a disqualification that the Brazilian runner stepped on the line as she encroached on Felix?

I haven’t seen the two bouts mentioned in this article, but without a doubt Gary Russell won his fight even though it was awarded to the UZB fighter. In the second round that Russell “lost,” the ref actually had to tell the UZB fighter to quit running and to fight.

The St. Louis Birds on the Bat lost their 55th game The Right Way. The Cardinal Way. (Also, Carlos Martinez beat the crap out of that Gatorade cooler therightwaytheCardinalway).

The Red Birds of Mizzou lost their 56th game The Right Way. The Cardinal Way.

The Birds on the Bat lost their 54th game The Right Way. The Cardinal Way.

A great professional.

Some poor guy has to fight many badasses from all over the world without losing to finally get a gold in boxing, but in swimming you can win the 50 meters, the 60 meters, the 70 meters, the 80 meters . . .

Yada-Yada celebrates getting hit by a pitch The Right Way. The Cardinal Way.

Susan, on the other hand, . . .

If a guy had a horse on his back and was jumping over stuff, I’d give him a medal.

The baseball Cardinals of the Show Me State lost their 53rd game The Right Way. The Cardinal Way.

The Missouri professional baseball Cardinals lost their 52nd game The Right Way. The Cardinal Way.

It’s not so much the Olympics as it is the NBC beach volleyball tournament.

The redbird Cardinals of Missouri lost their 50th game the Right Way. The Cardinal Way.

They prefer brogressives.

Orange has his right hand down by his side. It’s like he’s asking the guy to hook a punch, draw blood, and putt him down.

How about “the Bernie Broletariat”?

Not love handles, sack handles.