Jerry Jones wants so desperately to be the man who gets credit for a Super Bowl win, but he makes moves a fan would make, not a professional general manager. One year, the team turned around a couple of games when he left his luxury box and made a visible trek down the steps to the field, like a king to battle. I…

His only chance at redemption is to coach some small school in Indiana to a state championship.

Sugar: It’s a damn addiction.

Looks like he made a threat and now he’s boykin it up.

Greg, this is a false binary. Either LeBron puts it all on the line like a poor young activist, or he completely evades the issue, as he does, though an obviously false ruse. You are so right that he cannot do a single thing to bring justice for that child, but he has the power to make a positive difference here for…

It looks like a Mamphis player staole a bauwel.

Ice divot from the goalie’s skates. Happens.

Id est, how to be a manipulating jerk.

If an NBA player is the highest scorer on a championship-caliber team, and on defense locks down the opponents best player, that puts him in a fairly elite category. Not many names comes to the surface under those conditions.

The Cardinals throw a temper tantrum The Right Way. The Cardinal Way.

Don’t let the doorknob hit you in the butt on your way out, Abby.

I did not know what the nuclear triad was. Maybe I’m a dumbass but I don’t think that’s your basic common knowledge.

Great point. We have no idea what race-neutral looks like in this country. Even allies are often UABR. (uncomfortable around brown people)

So long as it’s not Vanna White, I think we’re going to be ok.

I’m no expert on English law or really anything for that matter, but it seems to me that criminally punishing someone for something they say is the beginning of the end.

And getting it kicked in Cleveland.

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I.e, how to be a manipulating asshole.

Why does ESPN hate the brave men and women of the United States armed forces?

I thought being a Dallas fan was tough.