At around 5 a.m. during the first night my boyfriend spent at my apartment, we were shocked out of our sleep by a…
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That seems like a decent target market: girlfriends and kids.
Ken M has lurked since 2011, masterfully trolling comment sections across digital media. As his legend grows, let’s…
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To everyone who (most likely didn’t read this beautiful and heartfelt essay on what it means to be a friend and and instead) is eagerly taking advantage of the unsupervised open space below to post your unneeded, unwanted and ultimately entirely impertinent opinions about the post or Gawker in general, I won’t bestow…
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