In that case, why the fuck am I wasting all this time and money on my IRA and 401k?? I won’t NEED legit retirement money— all I have to do is dress up like a Cute Little Old Lady[tm], go take some free diamonds from a store, resell them, and all will be forgiven!

now we know what it takes to convict the mass slaughter of blacks. just a confession, eyewitness accounts, and plenty of cctv footage of the crime. duly noted!

I completely disagree. FIGHT ME.

Isn’t every Kevin James sitcom a reboot of The Honeymooners?

im sorry, you dont know fonzworth bentley? puff daddys former umbrella holder? please educate yourself on early 2000s pop culture

Thandie Newton’s eyebrows are fully 50% of why I can’t stop watching this show.

As an official White Person From Connecticut™, I can brook much of this ribbing in good humor. My tartans and cakes and mug toppers will survive this onslaught of Magaryisms. My holiday good cheer will continue apace and my cup will runneth over with nasty-ass truffle oils while I listen to the Non-specific Winter…

“people that pushed the limit of ‘carry on’” ....But this only started happening when they started charging extra for each piece of checked luggage.

Prime, Netflix and Hulu need to accept that they are not networks and stop making big dollar deals to get name celebrities. Look at the two really big break out series—Transplant and Orange is the New Black. Neither featured huge marquee names and both succeeded by bringing marginalized stories to a mainstream…

Thanks! Grabbed it from Nordstrom and got free shipping, which you won’t get from Sephora unless you spend an additional $23 on top of this item.

Thanks! Grabbed it from Nordstrom and got free shipping, which you won’t get from Sephora unless you spend an…

Welp. I just ordered a smokey pallet for my partner’s 14 year old daughter, one for my sister, and one for me. Now we can be matchy matchy? great deal.

Welp. I just ordered a smokey pallet for my partner’s 14 year old daughter, one for my sister, and one for me. Now…

Awesome, thanks! Snatched up my free birthday gift too while I was at it :)

Awesome, thanks! Snatched up my free birthday gift too while I was at it :)

I would think that fitness magazines would work better on line as the workout tips could benefit greatly from embedded video demonstrations

Women are DIVIDED on this issue. I fucking love getting rubbed on my belly, especially if I have cramps or just ate too many tacos.

So the real question is: IS JESS GOING TO RAISE LOGAN’S BABY?

The best thing is the 30-something Gang. That’s some amazing comedy.

Jess is a completely different character. He got his shit together while Rory was in college. He actually was the one who convinced her to go back to school after she dropped out and told her that Logan was an asshat. He runs a small publishing company and seems like a nice dude.

GUYS. I SAW JARED PADALECKI IN AUSTIN TODAY.

How do you get through life without being able to heat up soup! Was my favorite!

Spin off I need - Michel, Emily and Paris running a b&b on Nantucket.