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I understand that. I feel as though the people I spoke to who enjoyed it came in with expectations that were adjusted because it was a play. Friends of mine who hate it seem to have been expecting volume 9 of the Harry Potter books.

is it weird that I want to be their friend and ride bikes with them all day? I’m in my 30s...

This sounds like a coverup to me. I assume what actually happened is that she unhinged her jaw, stretched her mouth open to the size of a manhole cover, and then seized these staffers with her tentacles, shoving their bodies whole into her gaping maw, later regurgitating their bones and clothes in compact pellets.

Let’s just all appreciate that we weren’t in the public eye when we were 14.

In Britney’s defense, it’s hard to remember faces as distinctly unique as Taylor's

Noma Dumezweni kills it on stage. She does a phenomenal job. She portrays all of the different aspects of the character with verve and joy, and it was an absolute delight to see her. Everyone else was generally very good too (I didn’t love the actors playing Delphi and Rose) but Dumezweni is a great actor and simply…

Notice she didn't say she was finished with the theme. She said Harry was done. She is sneaky. Marauders prequel, anyone?!?!

i love the score.

Holy.... I got 90% with my girl brain!

May I suggest breaking up the 3 way with Chip and Joanna and consider a relationship with Nicole Curtis? She does amazing things with old houses in Detroit and Minneapolis, drives a cool Chevy truck and loves dogs.

You know Prince would not approve.

Didn’t anybody get the tracking chip implanted in his butt? That’s just irresponsible Lincoln ownership.

Maybe he is like a fairy, like if enough people don’t believe in him he disappears.

Still going with ‘killed by Jim Webb.’

Yup. I remember being 13 when MySpace became a thing and looking back, it was so weird. Before MySpace, the only way you could judge and be judged was in real life... Then suddenly this thing came along and everyone got obsessed with dressing up and taking selfies and adding as many friends as you could, then this…

I cried. The la-la just does it for me. I AM SO EXCITED OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Sorry, carry on now.