Honestly I’m more likely to believe that Kevin grew up to be Michael Alig from Party Monster
this is the best post that has ever appeared on jezebel
It’s a match made in Douchetopia, orchestrated by Satan, with an audience of unwitting drivers whose lives came to a grinding halt after smashing into this wall of malignant narcissism.
He represents the worse about millenials. And I am one. But he represents the bad stuff we hear all the time: selfishness, entitlememet, immaturity... Me, me, meeeee! Look at meeeee!
Nobody will ever beat this dude’s proposal so don’t even try folks.
Can we discuss how, due to Gawker Media’s new company ‘vision’, we do not have our own Republican debate live thread? Kudos to Gawker for ‘allowing’ Jezebel to be included in their thread, but FUCK Gawker for making the feminist website all about gossip, et al. They declare themselves to be liberal and yet continue to…
Lindsay Lohan’s OWN show was just last year and was filled with Lohan never being on camera for her own reality show/unable to complete jobs because she was sleeping and exhausted so often.
Oh but COME ON what she said wasn’t even clever! Like people stopped making Lindsay jokes a few years ago for a reason - it’s old news!
Name-dropping Lohan is more effort than it’s worth at this point, even for a joke. Can’t say I’m sorry to see her relevance fading each year.
I mean, not my speed, but that’s 100% his choice and good on him for committing to what he wants.
different strokes for different folks but yikes is the shaming language really necessary?
I really wanted one too but my mom thought they were a waste of money. She did relent once and buy one of the batter and frosting mixes and had me bake it in the toaster oven. It wasn’t very good but I was absolutely convinced that it would have been amazing if it had only been baked in the real ez bake oven.
These sexy bitchezz
I loved my Addy doll so, so, so much. I got her for myself by saving birthday money and allowances, but when I was 10 my parents got me a ton of her accessories for Christmas — the bed, her desk, new outfits, her cookbook, and the last 3 books. It was so awesome.
I found out when I was 24 that my mom had thrown away my…
My EZ Bake Oven!!!
Oh we DEFINITELY wanted Furbys. My brother and I spent a few weeks trying to teach them to curse at each other, and then they had to spend most of their time with a bag over their heads to shut them up. There was something very disconcerting about sitting there doing homework when behind you a little voice trills “La…
I actually saved up for her by not spending my allowance for months. I bought all the books. I bought the computer game. I went to the Brooklyn public library and met the author who signed my book. She was the first doll I had that I ever really cared about. Although her hair is straight - the texture is still thick -…
Sorry, I need two entries, but this one is about my worst toy. My mom bought this doll for me; she did somersaults and I was terrified of it. I screamed when I opened the box. So what did my lovely mom do? She hid that hideous creepy doll in the closet and would threaten me with it when I was naughty. “Do I have to…