Prince of Persia, anyone?

Pauline stands delivering an oral report, Mario shuffles forward to tighten the bolts on a forgotten Rollo, and Donkey Kong performs his Sun Salutation; ah yes, all the action of the original.

@Lars H: Best post ever.

@ddillman: Whoah old post. Maybe I was in a crabby mood aswell that day. Its all good.

Reading about Nintendo's upcoming titles this past year has been like reading a grandmother's Facebook comments. You feel like you should be supportive, but you also feel like they should stop trying.

I would need a time machine to go back 3yrs when I DID ditch cable so I could ditch it again.

@Dethzilla: I think you read a different review than I did. "Almost but not quite as good as an amazing movie" doesn't equate to "fugged it up."

Step 1. Cut a hole in a shelf

@Firesphere: Give me your address and I'll Fed-Ex you a coffee pot with a timer on it. They're like... 10 bucks.

Thank... GOD! Attachments are (correction... were) the most annoying part of gmail.

Some of us are missing the point here... Fried is not suggesting that anti-social isolation is the goal... As Kevin so effectively pointed out, it's the "strong argument for the non-emergency nature of most workplace interruptions" that Fried really wants to make here. I couldn't agree with him more. At my office,…

@ChuckBlack: Geez. I'll use the window I guess.

I don't want to work blue or anything, but I came.

Google bookmarks! (and the Google toolbar) It's plain stupid that you can't access Google bookmarks directly through the UI of the Google browser.

@The Squid: See also: Marvels.

@slotter: The AV Club is the "real" part of the Onion, but focuses mostly on pop culture, film, music, books, and essays by disgruntled hipsters. It's legitimate in as far as it is not satirical like the main body of the paper, but they tend to dump pretty heavily on anything big-budget or mainstream. The negativity…

Vote: Accountant.

It's really, REALLY not funny anymore, Japan.

Forget notification how about integration. Google Buzz in Gmail and Wave all by itself. Mean while you have Google profile just sitting there. It should all be one service.